The Recovering Pessimist

Helping pessimists see the bright side of life without losing their "half empty" roots.

Insufficient Friendships

Apr
04

While doing some emotional spring cleaning, I realized that there are some people in my life that take without giving, and they have to go.

Rafiki was ever so wise.

Friendships work like ATMS. As long as you have the funds available to sustain the friendship, the friendship works. The moment the funds start to dwindle is when the friendship becomes insufficient.

I’m tired of putting funds into this friendship while the other parties continue to withdraw from the accounts. This time isn’t like all the others when I just “deal with it”. I’m pissed. I’ve put water in the pot. Put the pot on the stove. Turned the stove on and now the water is boiling over.

I’m closing the account and redistributing funds amongst the friendships that matter to me.

Emotion in Motion

Feb
27
SEX

SEX (Photo credit: je@n)

Mae West described sex as “emotion in motion.” Regardless of preference, sex is the physical representation of emotion.

For me, there’s something sexy about scratches and bites. The need to just “take it”.  Sometimes, that’s how you feel. Can’t have slow motion sex all of the time…just saying.

Ever have sex after an argument? Make up sex is awesome! Perfect combination of “I’m angry” and “Let’s screw and forget about it”.  If you’ve never had it, feel free to pick a petty argument and see for yourself. Thank me later.

Break up sex is another fave. That  last romp before lovers depart. You give it your all because you want to leave him/her with memorable experience.

Have sex responsibly.

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