The Recovering Pessimist

Helping pessimists see the bright side of life without losing their "half empty" roots.

Headlines That Make You Go Hmm…

This is what happens when one is bored to the point of stupidity. I happened to log onto a popular dating site and was intrigued by the headlines on the profiles on these guys. Adding a bit of commentary just spices up the stupidity.
Dont fall 4rm heaven without a caughter
I can’t stand bad grammar. Makes my eye twitch. Stop using text messaging shorthand as regular writing!
Common law girlfriend wanted – apply within
Who is going to take you seriously? Who has “Become common law girlfriend” on her list of goals?
ultra violet rays bad. lotion good.
*Blank stare and head scratch*
*Caucasian Is My Persuasion*
I don’t knock anyone’s preference. That’s all I’m going to say about that.
I’m still laughing. Are you?

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